I'm not here just drinking someone's memory away But I wish I had someone I could leave so I could stay I'm not the kind who runs around and cheats on his wife Cause if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight I don't like this honky tonking drinkin' all the time But I wish I had someone I was drinkin' off my mind If I had someone to do wrong I'd only do her right Cause if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight There's no one at home waiting for me No one to hold when I turn out the lights Once I knew a man who cheated and threw away his life Now if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight If I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight