Intro: #1. Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster. He worked at the bank for forty years. And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out.. for sixty-eight dollars clear. Bridge: And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies..and each time Frizby promised him a raise. #2. They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster. Everyone from the bank was there. They had a cake and flowers ordered special.. and Frizby had a speech prepared. Bridge: And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription, "To Mr. Webster, with regards." INTERLUDE: #3. Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster. Said, "Sorry...stop...cannot attend. I've flown away and taken all your money. Wish you were here to help me spend." OUTRO: And one by one all the people left the party. And Mr. Frizby locked the door.