I like Chinese

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuelear bombs to blow us all There are tools and idiots sitting on the trigger, It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why: I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please. I like Chinese, I like Chinese, There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say. I like Chinese, I like Chinese, They come from a long way overseas, G But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess. So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. I like Chinese thought, The wisdom that Confucious taught If Darwin is anything to shout about, The Cinese will survive us all without any doubt. So, I like Chinese I like Chinese They only come up to your knees, Yet they are wise and they're witty and are ready to please. I like Chinese I like Chinese Their food if guaranteed to please, A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees. I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. I like Chinese, I like Chinese ...