If you're a human being, take a break from the race Take a load off your feet, wipe the load off your face Got a lot to do and we do it for you Everybody take your place Muppets tonight! (You're gonna see something better to see) Tonight's the night! (You're gonna live with the memories) We got a show for you Guaranteed brand new Here come the muppets tonight! We got a show for you Guaranteed brand-new Here come the muppets Here come the muppets Here come the muppets tonight!!