Intro: I'm proud to a union man I make those meetings when I can, yeah I pay my dues ahead of time When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah I'm proud to be a union man Every fourth Friday at 10 am There's a meeting of the A F of M. yeah Chairman: "This meeting will now come to order Is there any new business?" Member: "Yeah, I think 'Live music are better' Bumper stickers should be issued" Chairman: "What was that?" Member: 'Live music is better' bumper stickers Should be issued" Chairman: "The gentleman says 'Live music is better' bumper stickers Should be issued All in favour of what he said Signify by sayin' 'aye'" Members: "Ay!" Chairman: "If, however, you are opposed Signify by saying 'no'" Members: (tacet, just bass note) (response: silence) I'm proud to be a union man. (2x)