Intro: Verso 1: In Sears and Roebuck, in 1957 In my last life, all good girls would go to heaven But I've a strangeness, a queer propensity For twisting the knife too easily Ponte: When I think I'm getting better I'm just getting worse When I think I've got it made I am impossibly cursed When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I don't know When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice Instrumental: Verso 2: It's like a sickness I'm powerless to stop it My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic Don't give me reasons, just give me therapy But really, just give me what I want Ponte: When I think I'm getting better I'm evil again When I think I've got it fixed I have familiar refrains When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I don't know When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice Well I used to be alright Middle 8 But I hate everyone and everything all of the time And being so cruel 'Cause all the pleasure that I get My wicked tongue helps me forget Myself and all my foolish ways 'Cause being good is just so fucking boring La la la it's boring Instrumental: Ponte: When I think I'm getting better I'm just getting worse When I think I've got it made I am impossibly cursed When I think that I'm better I'm worse, yes I am When I think that I'm better I find that I'm cursed When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I don't know When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice once upon a time When did I become such a bitch? And how did I let this happen? I don't know When did I become such a bitch? I used to be so nice Well I used to be alright Outro: