Half A Boy And Half A Man- Nick Lowe Such a grand-slam, feel-good song. I can't believe it wasn't already up. Tabbed by burpo. Please rate/comment. Thanks. You better run, You better hide You better lock your house and keep the kids inside Here comes the 20th century's latest scam Called a-half a boy and half a man He ain't a fool, but he's a tool Because his left don't know what his right hand is doin' He'll keep a-King Kong eatin' out the palm of his hand He's a half a boy and half a man Best be fleet upon your feet Or else the SPG's gonna be clearin' the streets They never made no provision in the original plan For a-half a boy and half a man When his fingers do the walkin' In the middle of the night Where there's people stalkin' Baby let me tell you, nothin' come out right Best be fleet upon your feet.. Oh, when his fingers do the walkin'.. You better run, You better hide.. Well he's a half a boy and half a man Well he's a half a boy and half a man