Intro: Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought A down payment on another One at salem's lot Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no That legendary divorce is such a bore As my bones grew they did hurt They hurt really bad I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no Serve the servants, oh no That legendary divorce is such a bore