Intro: - x6 verse 1: I take her down to the aquarium she says "Shark" I take her to the planetarium she says "Dark" Chorus 1: I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl Now she says "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah" She's my Monosyllabic girl verse 2: I take her to the university she says "Huh" I take her to our anniversary she says "One" Chorus 2: I take her to the jewelry store I said "Diamonds" she said "Pearl" Oh everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl You know everyone knows I'm in love (hold) with a Monosyllabic girl