Intro: Verse 1: Met a girl in the parking lot And all I did was say hello Her pepper spray made it rather hard For me to walk her home But I guess that’s the way it goes Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn’t you know love could shine this bright Well smile because you’re the deer in the headlights Interlude: Verse 2: Met a girl with a graceful charm But when beauty met the beast, he froze Got the sense I was not her type By black eye and bloody nose But I guess that’s the way it goes Chorus Bridge: It’s suffocating to say But the female mystique takes my breath away So give me a smile or give me a sneer ‘Cause I’m trying to guess here Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn’t you know love could shine this bright I’m sorry I ever tried (deer in the headlights) Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn’t you know love could shine this bright If life was a game, you would never play nice If love was a beam, you’d be blind in both eyes Put your sunglasses on ‘cause you’re a deer in the headlights Ending: (You’re the deer in the headlights) (You’re the deer in the headlights) End on: