Intro: Verse 1: I read the news today oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well I just had to laugh I saw the photograph Verse 2: He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure If he was from the House of Lords Verse 3: I saw a film today oh boy The English Army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had to look Having read the book N.C I'd love to turn you on Instrumental Middle: Woke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup ) And looking up I noticed I was late (ha ha ha.) Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. Interlude: (Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)