Intro: I don't know why you bother Nothing's ever good enough for you (by the way) I was there and it wasn't like that You have come here just to start a fight You had to piss on our parade You had to shred our big day You had to ruin it for all concerned In a drunken punch-up at a wedding Hypocrite opportunist Don't infect me with your poison A bully in a china shop When I turn around you stay frozen to the spot You had the pointless snide remarks Of hammerheaded sharks The pot will call the kettle black It's a drunken punch-up at a wedding