Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah. (4x) Second verse, same as the first Jackie is a punk... uu-uu (4x) Third verse, different from the first Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah. (4x)