---()--- Intro - (verse 1) Well back in 1876 an ol' boy named Bell, Invented a contraption that we know so well, By the 1950's they're in everybody's home, As a crazy little thing they call the telephone, Now there's one on every corner, in the back of every bar, (---------No chord--------) You can get one in your briefcase, on a plane or in your car, (chorus) So tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, <--this is a walk up Why haven't I heard from you, Tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, Why haven't I heard from you, I said now darlin' (darlin') honey (honey) what is your excuse, Why haven't I heard from you, (verse 2) Well there's no problem gettin' to me Baby you can dial direct, <--this is a walk up I got call forward and call waiting You can even call collect, The service man he told me that my phone was workin' fine, And I have come to the conclusion the trouble isn't with my line, I'm sure the operator will be glad to put you through, (---------No chord--------) So dial zero for assistance if this all confuses you, (chorus) So tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, <--this is a walk up Why haven't I heard from you, Tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, Why haven't I heard from you, I said now darlin' (darlin') honey (honey) what is your excuse <-----this is a walk up Why haven't I heard from you, (bridge) There better been a flood, a landslide of mud, A fire that burns up the wires, And a thunder so loud with a black funnel cloud, A natural disaster I know nothing about, (ending chorus) So tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, <--this is a walk up Why haven't I heard from you, Tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, Why haven't I heard from you, I said now darlin' (darlin') honey (honey) what is your excuse, Why haven't I heard from you, So tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, Why haven't I heard from you, Tell me why (why) haven't I (haven't I) heard from you, Why haven't I heard from you, I said now darlin' (darlin') honey (honey) what is your excuse, Why haven't I heard from you,