**** Intro: (3 times) I work all day in a break neck run Just to come home to another pile of work to be done (2 times) And all I wanna do is flop on the couch and die Baby comes in he's give out too I say it's pizza or nothing, and Trixie's all out of dog food I could just break right down and cry I need a vacation from my life Me and my husband we need a wife Somebody who's soul ambition is laundry I wanna fall asleep on the patio swing While somebody else does the dishes and cleans Mariachis could stroll through the yard and play softly Wouldn't even have to leave 2523 General George Patton Drive (2 times) I need a vacation from my life Don't even get me started on Saturdays All I do is rearrange the clutter (x2) Yeah I invented shabby chic Who wants to mow when it's so dang hot Me and baby got a theory about our little half acre lot If it blooms it's not a weed REPEAT CHORUS (last line lyrics change to oh oh oh) REPEAT CHORUS (last part changes to): Wouldn't even have to leave this state, Tennessee 2523 General George Patton Drive But I need a vacation from my life (3 times) Whoa oh I need a vacation from my life