Capo at 2nd Intro 2x: Hello, hello? Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front Of the Cathedral you have won, dear sir May I congratulate you first? Oh, what an honour Human, human of the year! You won!... Human, human of the year! You won!... Why are you so scared? You stand there shaking in your pew The icons are whispering to you They're just old men Like on the benches in the park Except their balding spots are glistening with gold Human, human of the year! You won!... Human, human of the year! You won!... Aah, aAh, aaAAah, ah Aaeeah, aaAh.. aaaaAAAAaaaaahhh... You have won... Hallelujah... Hallelujah... Halleluuuuujah... Halle... lujaaah... Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers And thus the Cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners And with a sigh, grew silent 'Til next years' big human winner Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour And though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers All mankind are now your brothers Hallelujah Hallelujah... HalleluuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuujah Halleeeee lujaaahh... Hello, hello? Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front Of the Cathedral, you have won...