I brake for brunettes Blondes in corvettes Redheads I stop on a dime Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I Ever get anywhere on time So don't tailgate my pickup truck Or you just might wind up in a wreck Now they aint't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but I brake for brunettes I let firestone put me some new tires on Just a few week ago But man I swear that wear and tear Is already starting to show Well I oughta just whistle or yell But man I can't help myself Repeat chorus: You'll see my big skid marks by the wave pool park And Judy's beauty salon Lord I tore up the street in front of betty's boutique Where they come out with mini skirts on Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread Down by Tina's tanning bed repeat chorus: