Rhett & Link: Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song Now that we've been on this journey so long Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away Has really made me think I've got something to say Ooooh Lee: Hey baby Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort All: If bubbles were bullets, I'd throw you away I'd pop the champagne and make your clean get away If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath Tough farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath But if bubbles were bullets, If that were really true Then, babycakes I'd take a shot for you I'd take a shot for you I'd take a shot for you - - - - - In the intro, I put If it were written in music, the would both take up half a measure, while the would be a whole one. Does that make sense? The talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could. Have fun!