If you handed me one, you handed me a thousand shady lies And if I needed someone, I found someone to cut me down to size With every word you say, I'm learning every day 'Cause you keep handing me those shady, shady lies Don't you want me to be just someone you can call on when you're down Don't you want me to be waiting till you turn your head around I think I must be mad, I'm thinking I've been had 'Cause you keep handing me those shady, shady lies You're hiding your smile for the last time Don't mention my name when I'm gone If you handed me one, you handed me a thousand shady lies And if I needed someone, I found someone to cut me down to size With every word you say, I'm learning every day 'Cause you keep handing me those shady, shady lies 'Cause you keep handing me those shady, shady lies