Intro: x4 Verse 1: Put my hand on the Bible Doing it for liable It's suing season And I am broke Buy me some happy Find me some passion Will it ever happen? Heaven knows Chorus: Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat Who put this spanner in my spokes? (break) I can't change how it's wrote Verse 2: Classy or flashy At home with Lassie They all walk past me I wouldn't know Make me a new man Find me a new plan I am a sports fan A real bloke Chorus: Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat Who put this chainsaw in my spokes? I can't change how it's wrote When my ship comes in She'll be on it Eating a fresh kebab And I want it And I want it now (Scat) – play Chorus Chorus: Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat You get the tagger I the clum. I can't change how it's wrote