Your gay friend

A woo-hoo! Hey hey, here comes no-one Another friend for you to have a go on And she asks me, do I miss her when she?s gone? And I reply, ?As much as I miss anyone? Oh! A woo-hoo And I?ll be your gay friend Cos your marriage never ends Till we fuck and fight again There?s a space between us So jump into my bed We?ll pretend the world is dead And always in my head Is a face between us Hey Lord, forgive us we?re wrong I?ll make sure that he never hears this song And she says that I?m the opposite of a Hallmark card She asks me how I?m feeling, well, I don?t wanna think that hard Chorus It?s the late show now How does the late show end? Well, if god is in the details Thank god that you?re my friend I have a friend again You are my friend again My gay friend Oh! A woo-hoo! Chorus if you want