Intro: (fast) We got a call collect from fort benning Where she was goin' next she said was pending Now she's all dressed up in her fatigues She said we're about to join the major leagues She packs a 45 in her high heel shoes She said we're gonna teach them boys to sing the blues Little sister's got a new tattoo Now mama don't know what to do She up and joined the army reserve 'Cause her grades didn't make the curve Now she's red, she's white, she's blue From the middle east callin' With uncle sam brawlin' (No chords) Little sister got a new tattoo Verse 2: She said now mama don't you worry any I'm gonna take you with me where ever they send me I got a little trick tucked up my sleeve It's a secret jus' 'tween you and me She's got little heart with mama drawn on Says can't nobody ever do her no harm Chorus repeats twice