If i die and go to hell real soon It will appear to me as this room And for eternity i'd lay in bed In my boxers half stoned with a pillow under my head I'd be chatting on the interweb maggots pray upon the living dead i had no interest in the things she said on the phone everyday ill permantly hit the hay-ay I called her on the phone and she touched herself She touched herself she touched herself I called her on the phone and she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep At this rate I'll be heading for electric chairs I'm only human with my claws to bare When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul You're too young to be this empty girl I'll prepare you for a sick dark world Know that you'll be my downfall But i call and i call and i call-all I called He touched I called I laughed I dont know what I want I dont know what I want I dont know what I want I dont know what I want I called He touched I called I laughed