INTRO x2 Verse: I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist-- Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings-- I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be Verse: Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--- You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!-- Repeat Chorus Bridge: Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo Verse: Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!-- You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t! Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer! Repeat Chorus and end on