Intro (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight) She always has something to say To ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why I must drink To go out on Friday night But I know what she's doing I know that I'm losing I know that she's screwing me Veronica doesn't like the way I dress (Veronica hates me) Veronica says my hair's such a mess (Veronica hates me) Why the deposition? Veronica's definition Of love is hate Veronica hates me ( ) Veronica hates me ( ) She thinks I oughta get a job And quit taking spaceup on her couch With my hand deep in my crotch She don't know how to shut her mouth I don't know what I'd do without Her around to drag me down She asks me when is the wedding Well I'm getting ready To yank all the net and push Veronica doesn't like the way I dress (Veronica hates me) Veronica thinks my hair's such a mess (Veronica hates me) Why the deposition? Veronica's definition Of love is hate Veronica hates me ( ) Veronica hates me ( ) Veronica hates me (But nobody knows) Veronica hates me! One, two, three, four Veronica won't leave me alone (Wa oh, wa oh, wa oh, wa oh-oh-oh)