Dearly Departed

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Well, you and I both know that the house is haunted, and you and I both know that the ghost is me, You can catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, You used to bite I used to moan, But now I mumble and you choke, Now I aint so scary on my own, Tell me honey what's a dagger without a cloak, I don't know, you and I both know that the house is haunted, and you and I both know that the ghost is me, You can catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, In the midnight hour you came alive, I had to go get my crystal ball, Gotta find that snake, When the sun came up we couldn't find no place to hide, And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake, I had to, That's so messed up, Cause, You and I both know that the house is haunted, And you and I both know that the ghost is me, You can catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, Well even when one is dead and gone, It still takes two to make a house a home, Girl I'm as lonesome as the catacombs, I hear you call my name but no ones there, Except a feeling in the air, Cause, you and I both know that the house is haunted, Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is you, You should walk around screaming oh slamming all them doors, Well I'm all grown up now I don't scare easy no more, Cause, you and I both know, You and I both know, ooh, You and I both know, ooh, You and I both know, ooh, Oooh.