Intro: verse 1 Never robbed a bank I never stole a car Never pumped no bullets into Johnny Law Always payed my taxes always drove below the speed limit in my home town verse 2 Always had a girlfriend, yeah I always had a job Never drank no alcohol, always flapped my jaw Never raised a finger till I heard the lord Blowin on his old war horn Interlude verse 3 Always smoked them cigarettes, yeah never smoked no dope Always had an alibi, yeah always had some hope Never thought no evil could have settled down In the people of my home town verse 4 Never met no witches no I never met no ghosts Never sent no howlies to the fire below Never carried weapons till I heard the lord Blowin on his old war horn Outro Blowin on his old war horn