Hit it... This ain't no disco And it ain't no country club This l.a. "all i wanna do is have a little fun before i die" says the Man next to me out of nowhere Apropos of nothing, he says his name's william but i'm sure he's Billy, mac or buddy He's plain ugly to me, and i Wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his life We are drinking beer at noon on a tuesday In a bar that faces a giant car wash The good people of the world are washing their cars On their lunch break, as best as they can in skirts and suits They drive their shiny datsun's and buick's Back to the phone company and the record store Well they're nothing like billy and me, Cause all i wanna do is have some fun, I've got a feeling that i'm not the only one, All i wanna do is have some fun, I've got a feeling that i'm not the only one All i wanna do is have some fun, Until the Csun comes up over I like a good beer buzz early in the morning And billy likes to peel the labels from his bottle of bud And shred them on the bar, then he lights every match in an over-sized pack Letting each one burn down to his Thick fingers before blowing and cursing them out And he's watching the buds as they spin on the floor, A happy couple enters the bar dangerously close, The bartender looks up from his want ads chorus Otherwise the bar is ours The day and thee night and the car wash too The matches and the buds and the clean and dirty cars The sun and the moon chorus slowdown on the