Intro: Verso 1: Tell you what I'm gonna do with my whole day I'm gettin' D-R-U-N-K Gonna let that whiskey river Just a-carry me away I won't think an ounce about you As I watch the sunshine fade There it goes, another one down D-R-U-N-K I ain't takin' no lip, I ain't takin' out the trash D-R-U-N-K Ain't puttin' on shoes, I ain't puttin' on pants Ain't goin' anywhere anyway I lost you, whoop-de-doo Yippie-ki-yi-yay Hell, I'm glad you're gone, you can kiss my ass D-R-U-N-K Gettin' H-I--H, hi, how ya doin'? Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined Oh, pop a top and celebrate There ain't sh*t to do today 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K D-R-U-N-K Verso 2: Well, I coulda been sleepin', I coulda been workin' but D-R-U-N-K My time is a-wastin' and my heart is a-beatin' but D-R-U-N-K If I hadn't put so much time into The one who got away Prob'ly coulda been a star by now but D-R-U-N-K Gettin' H-I--H, hi, how ya doin'? Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined Oh, pop a top and celebrate There ain't sh*t to do today 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K Yeah, D-R-U-N-K Ponte: D-R-U-N D-R-U-N D-R-U-N-K D-R-U-N D-R-U-N D-R-U-N-K Yeah, D-R-U-N-K Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, hallelujah Oh, raise a glass to a ragged life a-ruined Oh, pop a top and celebrate There ain't sh*t to do today 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K Yeah, D-R-U-N-K Outro D-R-U-N D-R-U-N D-R-U-N-K