Duloc Citizens: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules let us lay them down; Don’t make waves, stay in line, and we’ll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass, Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place (Musical interlude when Lord Farquaad is introduced) Farquaad: (Speaking): Oh, its you! What a terrific surprise! Once upon a time, this place was infested Freaks on ev’ry coner, I had them all arrested Hey nonny, nonny, nonny no If you had a quirk, you didn’t pass inspection We all have our standards, but I will have perfection And so, and so! Things are looking up here, in Duloc Citizens: Just take a look! Farquaad: The things im cooking up here, in Duloc Citizens: He likes to cook! Farquaad: A model that amazes, a plan with seven phases Citizens: Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Farquaad: Things are looking up, here in Duloc Citizens: They’re looking up Farquaad: In Duloc! The ladies all look swell, The men are so dashing Thanks to my new dress code, Citizens: The fashion’s never clashing Farquaad: Hey nonny, nonny, nonny no This castle I had built, is taller than the cliff tops A city like a post card, a monorail and gift shops Farquaad: And so, And so, And so! Citizens: And so, And so, Farquaad: No one from the gutter in Duloc Citizens: Hes taking aim Farquaad: Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc Citizens: We’re all the same Farquaad: The upshot is enormous when you can shout Citizens: “Conform us!” Farquaad: Things are look - ing up! Citizens: Things are looking up. Things are looking up. Things are looking up All: Here in Duloc! (Musical interlude where the citizens and Farquaad dance) Farquaad: There’s no sign of slow - ing, we’re grow - ing, we’re grow - ing Citizens: Look, hes growing, and growing, and growing Look at him grow! Farquaad: Things are looking up here Citizens: We practiced this part both forward and back We make one mistake and we get the rack Farquaad: Things im cooking up here Citizens: He taught us to dance with razzamatazz Hes trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz Farquaad: My hard work and my rigor have made me so much bigger Things are looking up Citizens: Things are looking up Farquaad: Things are looking up here in Duloc Here in Duloc All: Up, up, up, up, up!