verse 1 Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of rum Ho ho ho, cream and whiskey bourbon Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of booze We got nothing to lose, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you're pleased Ho ho ho, Santa's open to me Ho ho ho, all the misfits and usher Hope the misfits show up, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, it don't get better than this Ho ho ho, in the land of misfits Ho ho ho, we are losin' our legs We got nothing but this, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, gon' be our family Ho ho ho, this is christmas baby Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you're pleased Bring them all to their knees, ho ho ho Instrumental (x2) verse 2 Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of rum Ho ho ho, cream and whiskey bourbon Ho ho ho, bring a bottle of booze We got nothing to lose, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you're pleased Ho ho ho, Santa's open to me Ho ho ho, all the misfit and usher Hope the misfits show up, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, it don't get better than this Ho ho ho, in the land of misfits Ho ho ho, we are losin' our legs We got nothing but this, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, gon' be our family Ho ho ho, this is christmas baby Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you're pleased Bring them all to their knees, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, it don't get better than this Ho ho ho, in the land of misfits Ho ho ho, we are losin' our legs We got nothing but this, ho ho ho Ho ho ho, gon' be our family Ho ho ho, this is christmas baby Ho ho ho, bring a friend if you're pleased Bring them all to their knees, ho ho ho