Intro: (x4) verse 1 Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer Raised in the back streets of town Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown verse 2 Every haunt has a hustler and bustler Born with the tongue of a snake Every haunt has a muscler on the make And them kind of monkeys can't swing And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly Maybe they'd fly away from me And them kind of monkeys can't swing And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly Maybe they'd fly away from me Break: (x4) verse 3 Everywhere has a ducker and diver Doing his best to impress Everywhere has a skiver in a mess verse 4 And every place has a joker at poker Born with a marked deck of cards Every place has a smoker in the yards And them kind of monkeys can't swing And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly Maybe they'd fly away from me And them kind of monkeys can't swing, uh, uh, uh And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly Maybe they'd fly away from me Solo (x2) Oh, them kind of monkeys can't swing And them birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly Maybe they'd fly away from me And them kind of a-monkeys can't swing And them a-birdies can't sing If them pigs could fly Maybe they'd fly away from me Outro (x4)