Pub With No Bear

OH IT'S () KINDRED AND ALL BY THE () CALL BUT THERE'S NOTHING SO LONESOME, () MORBID OR DREER THAN TO () BEER NOW THE () QUOTA TO COME AND THERE'S ) BUM THE MAID'S GONE ALL CRANKY AND THE () COOK'S ACTING QUEER OH WHAT ) BEER THEN THE () DRY DUSTY THROAT HE () COAT BUT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE QUICKLY () TURNS TO A SNEER AS THE () BEER" THEN THE () DUST AND FLIES HE () EYES BUT WHEN HE IS TOLD, HE SAYS () "WHAT'S THIS I HEAR? I'VE () BEER" NOW THERE?S ) MASTER HE WAITS BUT THE () MATES HE HURRIES FOR COVER AND HE () CRINGES IN FEAR IT'S () BEER AND OLD () TIME IN HIS LIFE HAS () WIFE HE WALKS IN THE KITCHEN, SHE SAYS () "YOU'RE EARLY MY DEAR" BUT () THEN HE BREAKS DOWN AND TELLS HER, "THE PUB'S GOT NO(C) BEER" SO IT'S () KINDRED AND ALL BY THE () CALL BUT THERE'S NOTHING SO LONESOME, () MORBID OR DREER THAN TO () BEER