Everybody's Gotta Grow Up Sometime

D--------0-0-3b4---0-0-0-3b4---| G.I. Joe moved to Mexico, he's hiding from the I.R.S. Wearing diamond rings and living like a king At an undisclosed address Superman, he flew to Japan, he gave up fighting crime He's doing commercials for compact cars Living in a big high-rise But everybody's gotta grow up sometime To get a little slice of that big old American pie Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime Why can't I? The old Lone Ranger bought an R.V. park somewhere in Arizona And Tonto built a big casino And owns half of Oklahoma Barbie and Ken, they got a divorce, I guess that's the way it goes She got the house and accessories And told Ken to hit the road CHORUS All of my heroes abandoned their egos And left me at home on the range (left me at home on the range) I'm still stuck, I'm still down on my luck Waiting for something to change CHORUS Why can't I? Yeah, why can't I? REPEAT VERSE CHORDS TO END