Riff1 ===== E ---------------|0----------------| B ---------------|0----------------| G 1>2>1----------|1----------------| D 2------>4>2----|2----------------| A 2--------------|2----------------| E 0--------------|0----------------| Riff2 ===== E ---------------| B 5---7---8---11-| G ---------------| D ---------------| A 4---6---7---10-| E ---------------| Riff3 ===== E ---------------| B ---------------| G ------2--4-----| D ------------2--| A ---------------| E ---------------| Note - the Verses are played in this pattern E --0---0---0---0-|--0---0---0---0--| B ----------------|-----------------| G ----------------|-----------------| D ----------------|-----------------| A 7---6---5---4---|5---4---3---2----| E ----------------|-----------------| Intro ===== Riff3 E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|----------------| G ---------------|4---------------| D ------0--2--4--|----2-----------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|3---------------| G ---------0--2--|---4------------| D ---2--4--------|----------------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|-----0----------| B -0>1>0---------|-----0----------| G ------0--2>4>2-|----------------| D ---------------|2>4>2-----------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| verse 1 ======= She left her school for the facto-ry From pocket money to a salary From a pac-a-mac to a compact case And every morning she in-spects her face She dis-covers pulling pints in pubs That the good looks will never cover up for Her dumb-ness in taking the stock Sees her re-flection in a butcher's shop Refrain 1 ========= She finds it all quite rare Riff1 That her mate's all vanity fair She finds it all quite rare Riff1 That her mate's all vanity fair verse 2 ======= She has her eyes on me-dallion men That get her home on the dot at ten She combs her hair when she gets ex-cused The deal she wants always ends up screwed Paints her nails on the bathroom scales Gargles her breath like a landed whale Her beauty is as deep as her skin Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin Refrain 2 ========= She poses foot on the chair Riff1 Coconut shy but vanity fair She poses foot on the chair Riff2 Coconut shy but vanity fair Middle 8 ======== In her vanity case her compact case Riff3 In her compact case her eyes Not bad for a sister but her vanity's fair E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|----------------| G ---------------|---4------------| D ------0-----2--|4---------2-----| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| And her sense of hu-mour's dry E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|-------3--------| G ---------------|-0--2---------4-| D ---0---2---4---|----------------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| She comes home late with a-nother screw loose E ---------------|--------------------------0----| B 0->-1>-----0---|--------------------------0----| G --------------0|---2->-4->--2------------------| D ---------------|--------------2->--4->2--------| A ---------------|-------------------------------| E ---------------|--------------------------0----| She swears to have had just a pine-ap-ple juice Falls a-sleep fully clothed in her bed (chord) With her makeup re-mover by her head Refrain 3 / End =============== And she might not be all there Riff1 But her dream's all vanity fair She might not be all there But her dream's all vanity fair E 0---0---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------| B 0---0---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------| G 0---2---------4----------8---11--|-12-----13--------| D 2---2---------4----------7---10--|-11-----14--------| A 2---X---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------| E 0---2---------4----------7---10--|-11-----12--------|