Transcribed by: Ryan Giesecke -------------------------------------------------------- Intro: Verse 1: A letter came today from my draftboard With tremblin hands I read the questionaire It asked alot of questions 'bout my mama and my papa That ain't exactly what I call fair So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border Vancouver might be just my kind of town Cause they ain't got the kind of law and order That tends to keep a good man underground Bridge: (same as chorus) Verse 2: A sad old soldier once told me a story About a battlefield that he was on He said a man should never fight for glory I guess he knows what's right and what is wrong CHORUS BRIDGE Verse 3: Ya'll I don't know how much I owe my uncle I expect that it's more than I can pay He's askin' me to sign a three year contract I guess I'll catch the next bus out today CHORUS (2X)