Intro: Another bride, another groom Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee You get some shoes, a little rice The groom's so nervous, he answers twice It's really thrillin' that he's so willin' For makin' whoopie Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same love nest And see what a year will bring He's doin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews Just don't forget, folks, that's what you get, folks For makin' whoopie