There was a guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato He met this young Leemington Ontario tomato But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy And so they said well let's get wed there's no sense being buzzy Baked size french fries how they loved tomatos So dress them up with Heinz ketchup Ketchup loves potatos Ketchup loves potatos So he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday Saturday they said o.k. we'll cut the cake on Sunday But Sunday came & what a shame they had no one to fetch it Without a cake they just sat & ate potato chips & ketchup Chorus And so this guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato He's got to boys & a little girl Two spuds & one tomato They romp & run around Leemington And boy when they get hungry The bottle drips all over the chips Way down in ketchup country Chorus