The Ballad Of Muk Tuk Annie

verse 1 Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie Who came south to go to school With a see through blouse and a seal skin mini Old Annie sure looked cool She blew into Montreal in the early fall Like nothing they'd ever seen With long black hair and reindeer underwear She weighed about two sixteen She came a long long way, from Frobisher Bay People don't ya know now what I mean She had the boys all cryin on th distant early warning line Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene verse 2 She told her teacher that she wanted to dance She said she wanted to study ballet But she was four foot six with her mukluks off And I heard her teacher say Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't dance No, I wouldn't want to tell you that But I got a form here signed in triplicate Says you gotta learn to drive a Cat She say " I don't want to learn to cook or sew, Build boats or drive no cat Cause I came south to sing and dance And groovy shit like that Cause I was Miss Baffin Island beauty queen For nineteen seventy four And I spent the whole weekend in Grise Fiord With the boys beating down my door She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay People don't you know now what I mean She had the boys all crying on that distant early warning line Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene verse 3 Well she said " thank you for your truble sir But I'll make it on my own And the word spread through the north like wild fire Big Annie's comin home She got off the plane with a record player Ballet slippers on her toes And she opened up a little groovey club Where everybody comes and goes She got old Stompin Tom on the record player And she serves up good booze and grub And folks around Baffin island Say it's better than any old playboy club You can drink tea ,beer and anti freeze Til ya fall right off your feet And there's seal flippers and potatoe chips When you feel like somthing to eat She came a long long way to Frobisher Bay People don't you now what I mean She had the boys all cryin on the distant early mornin warnin line Old Muk Tuk Annie could really came the scene verse 4 Well she packs that joint almost every night and folks come from miles around And every night about ten oclock All the house light are turned way down And suddenly she on the stage Wearing that toothless grin Short fat Annie the goddess of love And shes gonna do her dance of sin Well she jumps and she shout and she huffs and she puffs And does a little bump and grind And all she wears is the ptarmigan feathers Scotch taped to her behind Well she made about a hundred grand last year Which wasn't to bad at all And decided to take a little holiday So she flew down to Montreal It seem that she ran into her teacher there You know the one ,she met before And she gave him a job tending the bar And takin tickets at her night club door She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay People don't you know now what I mean She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line Old Muk Tuk Annie really makes the scene Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene