Missed my alarm clock ringing Woke up telephone screaming Boss man singing his same old song Rolled in late about an hour No cup of coffee, no shower Walk of shame with two different shoes on Now its poor me, why me, oh me, boring The same old worn out, blah, blah story There's no good explanation for it at all *Chorus* Ain't no ryhme or reason No complicated meaning Ain't no need to over think it Let go, laughing Life don't go, quite like you planned it We try so hard to understand it The irrefutable, indisputable fact is (pause) It happens My trusty-rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac "I'll be right back" going down to Wally World That yellow light turned red too quickly Knew that truck the moment it hit me Out stepped my ex and his new girl ("Sorry 'bout your neck baby) So it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring The same old worn out, blah, blah story There's no good explanation for it at all *Repeat Chorus x2* Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable, totally beauitful fact (pause) is...pshhh, it happens