Intro: - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah) Surprise surprise the boys are ho--me My guardian angel's rung down my telepho-ne The heat's on Mister can't you hear them scream - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah) The curfew comes at the crack of night The sad old wino aches to disipate the fright A jet-jump jiver speeds past in his machine - but - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah) A broken God from a rusty wor--ld Sweetly mouth-touched an onyx gi--rl His prison bars were very hard to clean but - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah) The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth But all was lost when her mouth turned green - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah) The Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid Are all sad and rusty boy they don't have a gig-- Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah) Now - black is black and white is white Some go to heaven and some get it light my guard was a prude but his wicked screams - Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)