Introd: Refrain: The naughty lady of Shady Lane. Has the town in a whirl; The naughty lady of Shady Lane. Me oh my, oh what a girl! The naughty lade of Shady Lane. Has hit the town like a bomb; The back fence gossip ain't been this good. Since Mable ran off with Tom. Our town was peaceful and quiet. Before she came on the scene; The lady has started a riot. Disturbin' the suburban routine. Repeat Refrain: You should see how she carries on With her admirers galore; She must be givin' them quite a thrill, The way they flock to her door. She throws those come-hither glances At every Tom, Dick, and Joe; When offered some liquid refreshment, The lady never never says "no." Repeat Refrain: The things they're trying to pin on her Won't hold much water, for sure; Beneath the powder and fancy lace, There beats a heart sweet and pure. She just needs someone to change her, And she'll be nice as can be; If you're in the neighborhood, stranger, You're welcome to drop in and see The naughty lady of Shady Lane. So delightful to hold. The naught lady of Shady Lane She's delectable, quite respectable, and she's only nine days old!