Well, there once was a man And that man had a Beard He shaved off his Beard And now he's dead! And there once was a girl And her husband had a Beard She asked him to shave It often And now she's dead! Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!) Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!) Now he's dead! Now he's dead! Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!) Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!) Grow up Beard or you'll be dead! Well the Girl and the Man, they each had a funeral, the people who attended are nowdead. So the grave digger came, to bury the bodies, and he had a beard and cant be killed. Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) Had a Beard Can't be killed! Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) Have a Beard and can't be killed! Well, there once was a man And his name was Daren Hitch He shaved off his Beard And now he's shit! Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) Now he's shit! Now he's shit! Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!) Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!