Intro: (x2) Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam Yeah yeah yeah (x2) Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World Yes you could say she was attractively built Yeah yeah yeah (x2) (x9)