I've got this friend I don't think you know him He's not much for words He's hidden his heart away Oh I've got this friend A loveless romantic All that he really wants Is someone to want him back Ohhh, if the right one came If the right one came along Ohhh, if the right one came, along I've got this friend I don't think you know her She sings a simple song It sounds a lot like his Oh I've got this friend Holding onto her heart Like it's a little secret Like it's all she's got to give Ohhh, if the right one came If the right one came along Ohhh, if the right one came, along It'd be such a shame (If they never meet) She sounds lovely (He sounds right out of a dream) If only (If only) If only Ohhh Ohhh, if the right one came If the right one came along Ohhh, (I've got this friend) if the right one came If the right one came along Ohhh, (I've got this friend) if the right one came, along