INTRO: They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well Now he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls Old deacon jones he was a preaching king Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing Well they call that religion (they call that religion) They call that religion (they call that religion) They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs He was a friend of the president and everything he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines Well they call that religion (they call that religion) They call the religion (they call that religion) They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same He had the millionaires now playing his game, He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well follow me movie stars move objects with your mind Well they call that religion (they call that religion) They call that religion (they call that religion) They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died Break: Yeah they call that religion (they call that religion) They call that religion (they call that religion) They call that religion but you know they're going to hell when they die