I rolled initiative When I woke up today And I didn't do that well But I had to get up anyway Our ride was in the parking lot A rental car so new And we drove and drove and drove and drove And drove and drove some, too We played a show for people And we shook a lot of hands And we role-played in this game we call "successful touring band" In the evening, I crawled into bed at 10 or 12 or 2 And I wished that I was coming home to you I ate Chipotle For the second time for dinner It was not the only option, But man, it was a winner In the car we sang along To Katy Perry and Pharrell Until the radio was static And then we got to the hotel I sent a lot of emails And I made a lot of plans And we role-played in this game we call "successful touring band" In the evening, I crawled into bed at 10 or 12 or 2 And I wished that I was coming home to you Don't say that I don't love this life You would be wrong 'Cause every show is wonderful Though every day is long And when the energy from meeting all those awesome nerds is through I just wish that I was coming home to you In the future, I will teleport Till then I will make do And I'll wish that I was coming home to you