In first grade you said I was pretty In ninth grade you were quiet but witty Then you moved out to some other city And became a deranged billionaire You've got a master plan, and it's evil Your hopes are for worldwide upheaval They seem violent and somewhat medieval But I'm thinking that my love could save you You've got lasers And I've got feelings Your lonely heart could use some healing You've got lasers And I've got feelings for you Everyone in the world knows your name now And that might give you some comfort somehow But no one has promised their vows And I know I'm the right one for you To me, you just seem so alone You're collecting your enemies' bones And you use them in building your throne And I think I should give you a call You've got lasers And I've got feelings Your lonely heart could use some healing You've got lasers And I've got feelings for you I can see right through your disguise It's not hard, it only covers your eyes And I wonder if you ever cry Or if you ever think about me I'm not trying to give you a guilt trip But they won't let me onto your airship My friends tell me I'm losing my grip But I want you to know that I care You've got lasers And I've got feelings Your lonely heart could use some healing You've got lasers And I've got feelings for you You've got lasers And I've got feelings Why are bad boys so appealing? You've got lasers And I've got feelings for you