Verse: Today is Leonard's birthday so it is time to sing and hope he does not disappear with the help of a magic ring he's a really hoopy frood and a super shiny nerd so let's not split the party as we all join in the words You're getting older Live long and prosper When it counts, may you roll high! Happy birthday to you, Leonard You're a frakking awesome guy. (Repeat Chorus) Outro: So say we all! Alternative (more gender-neutral) last line of Chorus, used in concerts: Have a frakking awesome time.