verse 1: I like to eat toast with jam You like to eat eggs and ham And if you’re in, we can be friends 'cause I don’t have a problem with ham I like to wear sweaters and skirts too I like to do just what I want to And if you don’t like what I do with my life Well, that’s great, 'cause I didn’t ask you This is my jam This is my jam This is my toast This is my knife And this is my jam This is my jam This is my jam This is my song This is my life This is my jam verse 2: I’m gonna do this, and if you don’t wanna do this, I’m gonna find somebody who wants to do this Because I am a person and you are a person You should do what you want as long as nobody’s hurtin’ You’re not gonna tell me the songs I should write And you’re not gonna tell me my clothes are too tight 'cause I’m gonna love doing all my own stuff And that love’s gotta come from inside (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: I’d like to be eating breakfast with people that I like With no one telling me the things they think I should do with my life And like John Green tells us to imagine others complexly I won’t judge you, 'cause what you like has nothing to do with me (Chorus and BRIDGE, sung in counterpoint) NOTE: In the second verse, "you should DO what you want as long as nobody's hurtin'" follows the official lyrics; in the recorded Weekly Song Wednesday track, what's actually sung is "you should WANT what you want, long as nobody's hurtin'."